Got a bit bored watching Bruce Foreskin on the telly the other night, it seems like it’s either him or a documentary on crocus growing or songs of praise in the 14th century. So took dad and our old mutt Scab for a bit of a walk, strolling along listening to him singing his … Continue reading
Had to take the old git to the hospital yesterday about his bunions, times like this I almost feel sorry for him. I think he got them from wearing those great big old army boots for years on end while we tried to defeat Napolean. Dad says sometimes he never took them off for weeks, … Continue reading
The wife woke me up at half past three the other morning and not for the usual reason either, she said she could hear some funny noises from downstairs I was just about to tell her to shut up and put her teeth back in when I heard them too ! My blood ran cold … Continue reading
Took the old man up to the Imperial War Museum in Lambeth Rd. for a day out, he loves looking at the old uniforms especially the red ones from Queen Victorias time. He’s got no concept of time he really believes he was at Rourkes Drift with Michael Caine in charge, the doctor says we … Continue reading