As the UK continues to suffer under the Government’s continuous backlash against the ordinary working man, we can reveal that four fast-food restaurants are under investigation for serving ‘dog meat’ as part of their pizza toppings. Not only were the outlets in question serving up man’s best friend as a cheap alternative to a ‘Hawaiian Pizza’, the companies in question also had cat, budgie and hamster on the menu. The companies, who cannot be named, are based in the UK Northern towns of, Yorkshire, Scotland, Liverpool and Newcastle Upon Lime.
When one of our under cover reporters asked for ‘pony’, as a topping, she was rudely asked by a Piz**Hu* employee, to speak up. Our reporter replied, ‘ I’m a little Horse’. Investigations continue.
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